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Well, happy birthday Matt. We didn't give you a surprise party or a car, but I hope it is still special. Though I did get you something, if you look up tonight, I had some fireworks arranged just for you. Now the whole "where you will be" was a little bit of a problem, but I think I got that covered.

I opted for red and white stripes, as well as white stars on a blue rectangle. I've been passing them out to everyone I see, so keep your eyes peeled!

I bought & cooked a full turkey dinner for ya. I have to admit, though, I ate pretty much all of it last night... But luckily, I got you a puppy, too!

Waitaminut... Why to I have a pet carrier with a turkey in it?

Happy Birthday, Matt! And Happy 4th, everyone!

ditto

You ate a puppy too? How embarrassing! ...oh, not ditto to that.

Thanks! And of all things, I never even turned the computer on at all on the 4th.. ;)

I didn't have net access over the weekend (long weekend). Happy Belated Birthday!