MoreCooler.com: It's more cooler with the thing

I am in networks lab and realized I haven't posted anything yet so here it is my first post...Isn't it pointless :).

This site needs to be more girl-friendly if anyone expects hot chicks to drop in. For example, you can have discussions on what shoes to wear with what dress on graduation day. Or what shampoo to use to achieve your soft bouncy 'do. C'mon, let's do more to make morecooler a babe magnet. Btw, can I expect any ransom money if I got embarassing pictures of anyone?

I'm sure I can find some of Bryce.

I'd be more than happy to make the ladies who come to visit more cooler feel welcome. Considering the webmaster and probably the most frequent poster (Chris) have girlfriends (gee, wonder who they could be), the site may not speak kindly toward the ladies, but I will! Oh, and I use Herbal Essence to enhance my hair's "body" (er, I think that's the right term). Wait a sec, did I just crossed a line there? Oh, and good luck finding embarrasing pictures of me. The only one who's got the goods in that department is my mother, and she is not going to give up her monopoly :-).

I mean, look who I hang out with. ;-) Now I must ask, why would any of us wear a dress to graduation? Granted, I am wearing a "gown", but I think it will go nicely with my only pair of shoes. Is it possible to own multiple pairs? And I guess I'll leave the shampoo talk to Jeff, since he's into sniffing other people's heads.

I'm wearing a dress. Under the gown. Um... Hot chicks here yet?

Wait, you wear stuff under these gowns? I thought they were like kilts...

"Wait a sec, did I just crossed a line there?" OK Jeff, you can't talk anymore about our grammar

They are like kilts. You're supposed to go regimental, too. No, really.