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We were trying to find radio that didn't suck yesterday, and as we went by a station, Kim thought she heard Elton John, so we went back. It was a Spanish station, so I've decided to learn Spanish, eat until I'm 2000 pounds, and then become a Spanish-language Elton John tribute act and call myself El Ton Juan. Some of my songs:

• Alcance gran altura rápida y súbitamente A Hombre (Lo pienso Voy A ser Un Rato Largo Largo)
• Adiós Camino Amarillo Del Ladrillo
• Gato De Honky
• El

Me gusta los Babelfish.

I only recognize Goodbye yellow brick road and 'he'. Not sure what the other 2 are, even with Babelfish.

The songs are:

• Rocket Man (I Think It's Going To Be A Long Long Time)
• Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
• Honky Cat
• The One

"Alcance gran altura rápida y súbitamente A Hombre" is "Rocket Man"!?

I saw 'Honky Cat', but I didn't think Elton John had a song called that... been a while since I heard that. I agree with Martin, Rocket Man did not translate correctly. I think 'The One' should have been 'El Uno'. Later!

Actually, I picked those two because they were so badly translated. =)