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I like artsy movies, I like cerebral plots, I like Bill Murray, and I like Japanese culture. But I found the critical lauded _Lost in Translation_, which I just rented, boring and devoid of plot with subpar humor spaced too far apart to save it. What's wrong with me?

Microsoft takes up Settlers of Catan..
http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/02/19/...
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And some dipshit in congress wants breathalizers in EVERY car to be used before starting and randomly while driving.
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/02/19/134123...

(Canada's looking better every day now..)