The Adventures of Angry Bob
I don't know how many of you get "Pearls Before Swine" in your daily paper, but sometimes, they are really funny. See the one I scaned in the thingy. It is mostly text, so that part is in the first comment.
Few comics have made me laugh out loud so much.
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Angry Bob was sad.
"I do not want to be sad," thought Bob, "I want to be happy. I will start a parade."
Bob organized the "Toot for Joy" parade and handed out flyers and gave everyone kazoos and asked them to march in the parade and "toot for joy."
Bob even signed up a sponsor, the global food chain, McDonalds.
On the day of the parade, a heavy rain fell. And no one came.
Exept Bob, who stood in the middle of a downtown street, with his kazoo, and a shirt that said, "Toot for Joy - Brought to you by McDonalds."
"I will not be sad," thought Bob. "I will toot for joy alone."
So Bob began to march. And as he turned the first corner, he saw heading toward him a different kind of parade... a parade of 100,000 angry people protesting the spread of large American global chains in the biggest anti-globalization rally ever organized.
And there was Bob, kazoo in mouth, wearing his shirt.
His McDonalds shirt.
Enraged, the mob attacked Bob. With each blow upon his person, Bob exhaled, involuntarily blowing the kazoo and tooting for joy.
Many toots-for-joy later, Bob died.
The moral? Happiness is overrated.
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