My clearence
For those of you who don't know. I got my security clearence. So thanks everybody for lying about my connections with terorists...kidding for those FBI agents who are now tracking my every move. So now instead of looking on the internet all day instead of work. I am in a building with no windows, where I am not allowed to bring a cell phone, without internet access except for a few special rooms and still have no work to do. But atleast I'm getting paid so no complaints.
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No Internet, no Cell Phones...
...how do you make it look like you're busy working?
Can you really say "terrorists"?
Chris can't even say Com---ism, and you can say "terrorist"?
Now....
...he sits in the 'special room'... Is that the new PC name for it now?
It's like jail...
only he gets a paycheck instead of conjugal visits (I assume).
Wow,
even after talking to all of us, they let you in?!?! :) Guess there's hope for us yet.
So does this "top secret" building you are in have padded walls?
yeah, well,
As I hear it, they have no sense of humor....
Have you tried tickling them?
That might help with the sense of humor.
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