Hey Chris
If you are reading this, I am bored at work receptioning at J. Walter Thompson. Such a cush job; I'm allowed to browse the internet and read magazines, the two things that most positions don't allow even on down time. I know this isn't an email substitute so I will finish before Bryce kicks me out. Byeeee!
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At least...
You are working. Paycheck = good. =)
Eventually,
She will discover that if she can get to morecooler, she can probably get to webmail. Oh, and congratulations:) I know I shouldn't be on here now....
I know that....
Just figured you would drop by here more often than your email. And you've told me that you delete my emails along with your spam.
What?
All my filters ere on the side of allowing spam in, not removing actual emails.
She's not talking about your filters
She's saying you just delete mail from her. Just because she's telling you about her new webcam... ;-)
Oh well
I came up with about 10 different webcam jokes, but none of them were appropriate.
This is not the place...
... to be appropriate!
A priest, a ninja, and a webcam walk into a bar...
.
I meant,
All my jokes were civil.
And Jeff,
Didn't you mean == ? :)
You're on the clock, buddy
For someone who says he should be working, you're checking this site a lot. And I don't get the webcam reference; explain it to me later?
No
Jeff is trying to assign goodness to his paycheck. ^_^
Webcam
Jua, it has to do with
lesbian sex ;-)
Oh Man,
I wish I could do that Martin...
Paycheck = Good
B/c, you know, money pays for things like food, shelter, water, electricity, and audio/video/computer equipment...
Didn't you mean....
Income paycheck;
getPaycheckExistence(&paycheck);
if(paycheck == GOOD){
Stuff myStuff[MAX_STUFF] = {food, shelter, water, electricity, audio/video/computer equipment};
}
else{
printf("D'oh");
}
I don't get half the inside jokes
Do I really have to be a computer engineer to be in on the punchlines? Heck, I had to have the webcam reference explained cuz I don't receive porn solicitations as much as everyone else seems to.
Don't worry,
I don't think there is much of a punchline to get, if any.
So...
If you wrote that code at work, doesn't that mean it belongs to your company? I wonder if they're aware of this fantastic new program they've acquired?
Jua
Check out
lesbian sex. Now you're getting porn solicitations too!
I get it now.
We can drop the dirty jokes now (even as I write that, I know it's only giving you more incentive).
It's not dirty
Just repetitive.
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