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Ashleigh has a project to make a map of a fake country. She drew a bunch of states and cities on there, and then needed help naming them. Someone wasn't thinking when the job got assigned to me, since I then recruited Matt, Martin, and Kim to help. Below are the 12 states from the country of Staightuv. Can anyone guess who was in charge of spelling? ;-)

The State of Denyahl has the cities of Kno Wei and Gnuh-Uh
The State of Kohnfusen has the cities of Huh, Seiwhat, and Whatchootalkinboutwillisville.
The State of Disarray has the cities of Kludder and Mai Roomia.
The State of Bohrdumm has the cities of Snohr and Yon
The State of Apahthi has the cities of City 1, City 2, and City 3.
The State of Imergenci has the cities of Panik and AAAAAAAH
The State of Unnrrest has the cities of Tyred and Ryet.
The State of The Ahrt has the cities of Brite and Shinee
The State of Insanitee has the cities of Cahrazy and Skroolooz
The State of Theeyunyin has the cities of Baad and Gewd
The State of You4ia has the cities of Squee and W00t.
The State of Pairanoya has the cities of Noya and Noya.

Pairanoya, Apahthi, and Whatchootalkinboutwillisville my favorites. If anyone else needs help with elementary school homework, you know who to call!

Seeing them written like that, some of those spellings are... not good.

That's why I vetoed some of the really wild ones. Whatchootalkinboutwillisville came out fine, and that's all that matters to me. I think we shoulda done an 80s TV show country. With states like Factsoflife, whose capital is Tootietown. Maybe next time... ;-)

So, are these spellings by Martin or Ashleigh? I would think that Ashleigh could spell better... But we all know Matin's problems with spelling certain dead individuals.

Did I just get zinged on spelling by... no, it can't be. ;)

Not sure I get the reference, though.

Oh, and Chris? It's "Martin", not "Matin". :P

To quote every annoying message board person ever: "Learn how to spel."

I thought we were trying to make fun of spelling. It was even mentioned in Bryce's post and your first follow up. Then I wanted to mention the "dead HOE" story you told us. I was going to misspell your name "Kimberly." :)

Forgot the Dead HOE story. ^_^

Your Mom



-- Sorry, I couldn't resist using it not only as a come-back, but also part of an actually fitting comment.

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