MoreCooler.com: It's more cooler with the thing

I told myself that I would not read up on this new Grand Theaft I told myself that I would not read up on this new Grand Theft Auto before it came out. I liked it how I didn’t even really know about Vice City till I saw it in Best Buy. Anyway, it didn’t last, and I have now read all I could. Of all the new and exciting features being added to the third third GTA, I think the best would have to be the ability to swim. No longer dying on contact with water is a great ability for a character to have. You would think the other ones – who lived on islands I might add – would have picked up this incredible skill.

I hear nothing, I hear nothing, I'm not dying in anticipation, I hear nothing...

(pssst... read about the new R3 missions: armed robbery? Hoooah!)