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Time to represent. The marketing geniuses at Universal Records have created Rapsnacks, slapping their artists (Nelly, Master P, and Lil Romeo, among others) where they've never bling-blinged before: on snack bags. (Making Chester Cheetah look like a punk-ass bitch.) Rapsnacks are also printed with positive messages like "Stay in School" and "Respect Your Elders."

I don't even know how to respond to this. Any and every witty remark I could possibly invent is thoroughly inferior to the hilarity the truth has already provided.